Stupid people make me pro-nuclear

It is so hard to cope with stupidity. I am in the middle of a very tense week and my ninkumpoop colleague is out in the field laying landmines which have an uncanny ability to blow up right in my face.These mines keep him unscathed, a favor bestowed on their creator. Why is it that people take advantage of your good natured attitude to help? This guy can act so innocent. He dumps his crap on my desk every single day. The amount of shit that I have taken care of, has saved his job. May be I am the stupid one.