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Rambling on: bad movie hell

Saturday, April 02, 2005

bad movie hell

in karachi, at home, no one is allowed to watch indian movies and here i sit watching south indian movies, what is a man to do between chinese channels and indian channels....they have a sizeable south indian population here...most potly guys and ladies in saries but the movie depicts a pretty little thing in a blue sari who apparently has an itch between her legs because she shoves the guy's leg between hers and jerks slithers and quivers whenever he comes close.....the guy also has something strange going on and chases after the girl around the shower which is installed right in the middle of the sitting room...i think the producer guy is a conservative type in not wanting to shoot the shower scene in the washroom...he has instead installed a see-through glass shower cube in the living room and the lady in a drenched sari is asking the guy to pour cocunut milk on her body...oh this is getting nasty now....oh heck...i am missing my colleague who once saw a punjabi movie with a song that he loves to sing at work
tunay lagdee aye garmee toon qadh mosamee da juice
(in this, anjuton ...i mean anjuman is swimming in a pool full of orange liquid and there are oranges from the sky as sultan rahi is shown perspiring and reaching for anjuton with a meaningful stare)
now why is this reminding me of robert plant "squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my legs, squeeze it so hard i fall right out of bed"
that is enough sexual connotation for the day....damn i am lonely :)


Blogger (w)alter ego said...

My god, what happened to you?
Did the plumber flush your sense of humor and sensitvities down the toilet? or has this blog been taken over by an alien?
Do I even know you?
I am sorry I can't read any of these posts in full.

10:41 AM  
Blogger Deevaan said...

actually what i wrote about the south indian movie was a running account as i watched this tamil movie on this only indian channel in singapore, the punjabi movie song is also part of our cinema history...and led zeppelin...yes i think i was way out of line but lemons and oranges, same thing right? :)
the aliens have indeed taken over complete control
PS - the packaged arrived in my thanks...and don't mind the gutter humor...i am full of it and this is my way of venting i am missing my colleagues in karachi who give me ample dose of nasty language so forgive these indiscretions :)

12:53 PM  
Blogger (w)alter ego said...

It's nobody's fault but my own - for expecting more from you.
My Naveed-o-meter has taken a nose dive; if it could go negative it would.

3:58 PM  
Blogger (w)alter ego said...

I apologize for saying what I just did. I had no right; my only excuse is the heat.
If I had your number, I'd have called and apologized.
Go your own way, it's your blog, write what you want and need to.
Sorry again - I'll just stay away for a while.

4:24 PM  
Blogger Deevaan said...

thanks ...hope you are having fun despite the heat and you mom is feeling better...and dont worry about my blogs i have promised myself that i will vent cuz there is aweful lot of be mad about

9:23 PM  
Blogger Zag said...

This is the first time i am reading you blog, and my first impression was that it was of a teenager, but to my surprise.... 37!! man, now i am thinking whether us guys will be addicted to porn their entire lives??

6:46 PM  
Blogger Deevaan said...

zag sorry to disappoint you that my blog makes me sound a little immature even though i am infact 37 turning 38 next month but i was not describing porn but an actual south indian movie...what i wrote about sultan rahee and anjuman is also part of our film history rest assured if i dig deep, i will be able to tell you the exact movie...this again is not porn ...yes i was exagerating a little but sorry to say that i did not say i was addicted to porn....yes our facination with this art form (if you can call it that) lasts a life time but this is more shugal than anything...btw thanks for visiting my blog...i like some of your postings especially the ones on cricket...

9:09 PM  
Blogger Zag said...

You didn't disappoint me or anything, i was just surprised... but hey, i know that 95% of men watch porn.... i have myself am trying not to watch and have succeeded for the last 8 months... not a single porn or pic.... good for me ;)

Btw, thanks for the comments on my blog... i wasn't expecting anyone visiting it so soon after i have started.. so it was nice to get them... you get the prize for being the first commentor of my blog.... *drumroll* ... congratulations... lol

1:01 PM  
Blogger Deevaan said...

I think we started off on the wrong foot…I am actually within the 95% and yes it is a guilty pleasure... I guess I went a wee bit overboard with my exaggerated description of a south Indian movie that I was watching… there was no other channel on except for animal planet... my new job assignment entails a solitary existence and i feel a little like bill murray in “lost in translation” except of the mid life crisis….

i have a selfish agenda by commenting on your blog...i watch out for voices of sanity and rest assured there are very few pakistani blogs that one can read

infact some of the things you are writing are pretty the one that had the street children mentioned to be having not a care in the world...

there is a blog that i posted on pakpositive (which by the way is the best pakistani blog)

the link to my blog on pakpositive specials is

yes apnay moonh mian mithoo valee baat hay but still it seems that you are noticing the same things going on in the city as i do...whatever little time i spend here

1:52 PM  
Blogger jon said...

We are trying to find good download free new movie to take the kids this weekend. Good download free new movie reviews are hard to find

I just stumbled onto your blog while looking. Seems to happen to me a lot since I am a knowledge mooch LOL


12:18 AM  

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