arthur miller has left the building

news item on indus tv ----------"the playwright arthur miller ....... was at one time married to maareelin moonru"

ok...

ary news takes the cake though ----------"the famous drama writer passed away at his home in kentucky-cut"

this is the wierdest way anyone has pronounced connecticut...

ok the desi style of pronouncing the "c" before the "t" is endearing but can we just leave the job of doing mother-sister of english language to the pakistan cricket team, inzimam being the leader of the pack....his lazy demeanor shows he has fun playing the part of an anglophile

some years ago ptv announced, to premature jubilation on my part, that gyaara bajay they will be having a new show called "italian grand pricks"

my heart skipped a bit.....porn is to ptv as eloquence is to george bush

.....big brother resuscitates me with a whack to the head, 'it is italian grand prix, you moron".....

i am a dreamer but i know i am not the only one :)

wait we have soft porn thanks the indian channels so what the hell i am rambling on about..... just watch any of the several dance videos of songs like "kabhee aar kabhee paar" and you will agree with me