how to face this....

so my son asks his mom....mom what is a virgin....

she goes, son you are old enough to look it up in the dictionary.....after 5 minutes i hear him....but mum, it says something about impregnation....intercourse....

what is that, mom...she looks a little pale to me.....i think she is fearing that his questions are going to get more complex

impregnation does not clarify anything..he looks up intercourse and i hear him say"a female insect that lays its eggs without impregnation".....say what...what dictionary is that...right now it is too much fun to interupt him....i need to find out about these insects

and i need to prepare my 'birds and the bees' speech...before he starts impressing people with his latest findings about these magical insects.....

then he says as if to himself that virgin must have to do something with planes because he once saw the word written on a plane....thank you sir richard branson, you have bought me some time before my speech gets ready