bad movie hell

in karachi, at home, no one is allowed to watch indian movies and here i sit watching south indian movies, what is a man to do between chinese channels and indian channels....they have a sizeable south indian population here...most potly guys and ladies in saries but the movie depicts a pretty little thing in a blue sari who apparently has an itch between her legs because she shoves the guy's leg between hers and jerks slithers and quivers whenever he comes close.....the guy also has something strange going on and chases after the girl around the shower which is installed right in the middle of the sitting room...i think the producer guy is a conservative type in not wanting to shoot the shower scene in the washroom...he has instead installed a see-through glass shower cube in the living room and the lady in a drenched sari is asking the guy to pour cocunut milk on her body...oh this is getting nasty now....oh heck...i am missing my colleague who once saw a punjabi movie with a song that he loves to sing at work

tunay lagdee aye garmee toon qadh mosamee da juice

(in this, anjuton ...i mean anjuman is swimming in a pool full of orange liquid and there are oranges from the sky as sultan rahi is shown perspiring and reaching for anjuton with a meaningful stare)

now why is this reminding me of robert plant "squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my legs, squeeze it so hard i fall right out of bed"

that is enough sexual connotation for the day....damn i am lonely :)